softer blow punch

A hybrid beverage created when one mixes Code Red with Regular Mountain Dew, resulting in a mild hybrid of the 2 products. "The Prius Version" of code red...since you are going green. Can be referred to as a "Warm Texas Prairie"

(Sees friend mixing mountain dew & code red) A: "What're you doing? "
B: "I'm making Softer Blow Punch...Its like a Warm Texas Prairie in your mouth"

by Honey Tits May 1, 2014

Toilet Sitter

The backside of any person, individual. The butt cheecks, the rear end, the caboose, the ass.

Person One: Look at the large toilet sitter on that bitch.

If the 'toilet sitter' of the person is some hot babe, then, "Awww, yeah, she could sit on me any day of the week."

If the 'toilet sitter' is from a larger heavyset woman, then, "(SPIT TAKE) HOLY SHIT, WHAT? (VOMIT.)

(Not just for females, but males as well.)

by zinnate November 12, 2011

sother

Your mate, spouse, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, steady and/or lover. Term invented by writer Alden Loveshade that's easier to say and less pretentious than "significant other". Rhymes with "mother" and "brother".

That there's Pat, my new sother.

Pat? What happened to your old sother?

Dude, all Chris wanted to do was cuddles and sharies.

by Alex Firmament February 20, 2009

Fence Sitter

Someone who doesn't choose sides.

"That guy's a fence sitter, he fits in everywhere."

by T-Wock May 26, 2006

trip sitter

Someone who stays sober while another does some form of hallucinogen, in order to keep them from doing anything crazy, IE jump out a window or attempt suicide.

I was a trip sitter for Jeff when he did 5 hits of cid so he wouldn't go crazy.

by SammyO November 11, 2005

Snotterfall

The stream of mucus emitting from the nasal passages commonly seen on the upper lip of young children.

The child would often sport a snotterfall until his mother helped him blow his nose.

by Slifer December 9, 2010

Pickle Sitter

Pretty self explanatory... one who sits on pickles. Usually practiced by homosexuals who enjoy the sensation of pickles penetrating their asshole.

Hey Joe, don't be alone in a room with Randy... he's a known pickle sitter.

by TummyStix January 18, 2008