Socrates

The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.

Socrates obviously knows that it's you.

by Frunklin October 21, 2010

sorete

In Argentina:
a) A stool, a turd, a pice of shit;
b) Someone bad, evil or traitorous; or
c) Something worthless, insignificant.

a) -(golpeando la puerta de un baño ocupado) Está ocupado?

-No, soy el sorete que aprendió a hablar.

- - - - - -

-(knocking on busy bathroom's door) -Is there anyone in there?

-No, I'm the turd who learnt how to speak.

b) "¡Ese tipo es un sorete mal cagado!"; That guy is a turd poorly shat; and

c) "¡Tu mamá no sabe un sorete!"; Your momma doesn't know shit!

by Pablorth January 1, 2011

Got It Sorted

Aussie vernacular for a problem that has been solved or sorted.

We had our differences but we got it sorted.

by wardswords November 29, 2016

brick exit strategy

The plan a retailer makes when it decides to close its doors to the public and move exclusively to the web.

"Either we come up with a good brick exit strategy or we're done."

by SF Dave May 20, 2008

Strategic Dipping

Not double dipping! When a chip (or other dippable food) is dipped, bitten, and then turned over so that the tainted, bitten, and saliva covered part isn't able to corrupt the dip.

Don: Hey man, no double dipping!
Mac: I'm not double dipping! I'm using strategic dipping!

by Zorgithatoob January 1, 2011

Brick Exit Strategy

The process whereby a traditional “Brick & Mortar” retailer begins the transition to a predominantly Internet based business model. Often brought about due to the escalating costs of maintaining a dedicated physical presence as declining economic conditions force geo-based retailers into competing dollar for dollar with their virtual world ecommerce competition.

"A Brick Exit Strategy not only cuts costs, it gives us a chance to expand beyond this local market."

by SF Dave May 19, 2008

Sorted out for E's and Wizz

Someone who is sorted out for E's and Wizz had bought some drugs (most likely ecstasy and speed) in order to have a good night in English club, British pub or UK festival. This sentence is mostly known for being a name for a song by British indie band called the Pulp. Jarvis (guy who wrote tis song) first heard 'Sorted out for E's and Wizz' from his (girl?)friend and he thought that this sentence is genius.

-Mate, can you sort me out for E's and Wizz?
-No, but i have kittens
-Ok. Miaow will do. Cheers.
-Cheers. See you in a bit

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just 20,000 people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay cos we're all sorted out for E's and wizz

(the Pulp)

by sergio jose da silva April 26, 2011