Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.
Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
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Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
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Solstice in this meaning refers to a number of things:
1) Most commonly used when playing ping pong, an area that ping pong balls are lost forever.
2) Unspeakable evil.
Plural; Solsti
1) Most commonly used when playing ping pong, an area that ping pong balls are lost forever.
2) Unspeakable evil.
Plural; Solsti
1) *playing ping pong, ball flys off*...NO, SOLSTICE!!
2) Damn dude, that girl is a solstice.
3) Watch out, there's a solstice underneath the solstice. Multiple solsti.
2) Damn dude, that girl is a solstice.
3) Watch out, there's a solstice underneath the solstice. Multiple solsti.
by Durablebacon September 16, 2009
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person two: Firefox went all Magnum Solstice and I had to force quit.
person two: Firefox went all Magnum Solstice and I had to force quit.
by SatanKittytheOmniscient June 16, 2010
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Person 2: Wait. Isn't that the crappy farewell?
Everyone: Yup.
Person 2: Wait. Isn't that the crappy farewell?
Everyone: Yup.
by You'llSee November 14, 2019
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Elena on this bright, calm, starry Solstice wishes for:
A Merry Christmas for M
A HALE that feels like a haven, now (please)
To feel safe and protected and know that those she loves are at all times safe and protected, too
To dare herself to live like a big baller and do it! With the help of and alongside friends, family, community
A Merry Christmas for M
A HALE that feels like a haven, now (please)
To feel safe and protected and know that those she loves are at all times safe and protected, too
To dare herself to live like a big baller and do it! With the help of and alongside friends, family, community
by Freeasabird December 22, 2019
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Solstice you are the love of my life.
by Shadow.PoGe November 1, 2021
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