something corporate 

freaking amazing band.

something corporate is love.

really.

"reasons, like seasons; they constantly change." - something corporate

something corporate by S0C0lovee December 8, 2006

something corporate 

best band ever. end of story.

something corporate fucking owns.

something corporate by Rebecca November 17, 2003

something corporate 

Band that started off touring and doing live shows to build a rep. Have toured with such bands as Saves the Day, RX Bandits, Days Away, and the Format. They are a kick-ass emo band that have amazing talents and a fantastic live show.

I saw Something Corporate at their last show in San Diego, after having toured for 3 years, non-stop.

something corporate by Krystle January 3, 2004

something corporate 

Imagine if you will, the boardroom of some major record company. Sat around the main table are many suited men, the suited men of the roll around in money, eat gold for breakfast type.

Suit 1: Oh no, we're not making enough money! Sales growth has slown to only 23%.
Suit 2: Drastic action is needed, or i will not be able to afford to build my solid gold house!!!
Suit 1: OK, What do these kids want?
Suit 3 (head of marketing): Well, they want more of this pseudo-rebellion, punk stuff.
Suit 4: We've got on the last count 12,034 of these bands, and they all sound the same. Why don't we try something new?
Suit 1 discretely presses a silent alarm, guards walk in and drag Suit 4 out of the building. Gunshots are heard outside.
Suit 1: So its settled, we need another band which sounds exactly like every band we have on our books already!
Suit 2: The cloning process has already begun.

And so Something Corporate is born. Offering more generic pseudopunk pop then every other band out there. Pushing out the boundaries of blandness.

The fact that people like Something Corporate means that the Western world has no hope for the future, and that the terrorists have already won.

something corporate by bastardo_bill June 5, 2004

something corporate 

A band whose name describes every fiber of their musical being.

I want to go to their Italian villa in Rome and throw a brick through the the window of their Maserati, the rich fucking bastards.*

*I'm not sure about the villa, but I'm sure they have one.

something corporate by Deathfuckingmetal May 8, 2005

Something Corporate 

A very terrible group from some random place... yeah, not important. Their song "Konstantine" is probably one of the worst songs known to man, and a Britney Spears song is a lot more enjoyable.

And that's saying something, because Something Corporate sucks ;)

Something Corporate by Kikyo Maaka May 4, 2009

Something Corporate 

A band that has meaningful lyrics in a select few of their songs, but some of them are just really stupid coz they sing about love a lil too much. But hands down, this group is better than The Darkness, who sings WAAAY too much about love.

Something Corporate - Hurricane... good emo song.

Something Corporate by Arley567 April 10, 2004