SOM

A Sexy Old Man, an older man who is rather dishy. Like dilf, but better.

Yum, that Bill Clinton is a bit of a Som! Followed by some crude reference to cigar tubes...

by SuperH December 30, 2007

SOM

Son of a Milf

I don't feel bad that everybody wants to fuck Mark's mom because he's an ass, whadda a SOM.

by blackdonnelly June 3, 2011

SOM

Song Of Moment.

An acronym which defines a song that is fitting for the moment. Used to create the idea of a "real life modern day musical" using songs from any musical artist.

Songs can be sung out loud, written as certain lines or verses, or sent as a link.

Text Message- "Hey, I miss you and I really want to see you."

Text Message- "Come on over baby! SOM *link to Christina Aguilera- Come On Over (All I Want Is You)* "

by intricid6 October 3, 2013

SOMS

"SOMS" is a expressional acronym in the tradition of "LOL," "LMAO," or "ROTFL." Translated, the acronym means "Spat On My Screen." This term is used to denote that something received or viewed via electronic communication is so funny that the proverbial "drink in your mouth" would be ejected onto one's computer monitor.

"SOMS, LOL, LMAO. That email was so funny yo."

by Romy Rome November 20, 2007

SOM

Subject of Masterbation

Brian is Amy's SOM and Amy is Brian's SOM.

by BigMass October 7, 2008

som ace

A bad-ass individual from isohunt forums. He's so helpful to others all the time . He lives near the mountains and he's the icon of wisdom. A pure form of awesomeness.

Stranger: Shit, I'm drowning!!

You: Don't worry mate; som ace will come and save you or he might send his badass boat. Relax..

by Newclear March 19, 2012

Som Verma

A frequent guest that appears on Lil Peep Radio. Known for being a player and for his old age. Som Verma also has 3 songs made dedicated to him from his fans which can be viewed on YouTube & even Spotify

Person 1: Som Verma just messaged me again bro.
Person 2: haha me too

by thatf00 March 20, 2023