killing me softly

the feeling you have when you are forced to endure something really unpleasant but avoiding that thing would actually be a lot worse

Studying for this test is killing me softly, but failing the test would be worse.

by Ravenne April 18, 2009

Softe Nuss

When someone is happy and relieved that something has been finished successfully.

Edu: I finally finished that API validation.
Daniel: SN

Meron: I think it should work now.
Marisa: Softe Nuss

by doctorboss November 9, 2022

crushin' softies

Is a term of art used to describe a methodology employed by the US Military in an effort to siphon out homosexuals from service in response to the apparent lack of success of federal statute 10 U.S.C. § 654, or more commonly referred to as the "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy. If a male serving in any military branch is suspected of engaging in homosexual activity, they will be called before there superior officer and asked to crush softies with one of there peers. To "crush" the suspected gay will pull out his penis and press it against the penis of his crushing partner. The idea is that the male's penis will remain flaccid and non-erect when pressed against the other male's wiener if he straight, thus proving his true sexuality. However if his penis becomes erect (a boner), the male has failed the test, and undoubtedly likes to sex other males in the fanny, thus precluding him from further military service. (Other words/phrases synonymous with the test include: "the crush game", "bumpin' soft-dick", "hamin' sandies" and "Captain Crunchin"). A similar test has been used to target homosexual females, known as "crushin' tits", however results are generally understood as unreliable due to varying room temperatures and the fact that no one cares if hoes wanna scissor each other.

Soldier: "Lieutenant Nilbog I've got some serious news. Private Johnson just got walked in on making a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread and listening to Coldplay!"

Lieutenant: "Holy fuck. Go get Johnson immediately and bring him in here. You two are gonna be crushin' softies till we get to the bottom of this."

by General Goblincock April 14, 2010

cramming softies

apparently its when a flacid penis gets shoved in a woman's vagina repeatedly

man i had whiskey dick so i was just cramming softies.

by belt cottage December 14, 2009

thumbing a softie

to use one's thumb or finger in an attempt to prop up one's soft, flacid, floppy penis during intercourse

Robbie Houstoun, AKA 'Floppy Robby' is thumbing a softie, but isnae fooling anybody

by macfear August 23, 2014

softer

when your boner goes away it becomes a softer

"that drunk girl dancing naked gave me a boner but after she threw up she gave me a softer"

by BLUTBLUNTZ April 4, 2009

Softer man

A term used to describe a individual who has either refused to do something, or has done something of lesser worth.

Example One:
Joe:"Hey come bungee jumping with the boys today."
Derek:"No, that sounds dangerous."
Joe:"Softer man!"
Example Two:
Derek:"Hey, I got Shirlena's name tatooed on my neck."
Joe:"She's not even your girlfriend!"
Derek:"Yeah, but I know she loves me."
Joe:"Softer man!"

by DEE TRAIN December 25, 2007