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Soft jewelry

Soft Jewelry is something that people with no bitches wear.
hey look it's jumbo wearing his weird soft jewelry again
by Professional HJ Enthusiast December 6, 2021
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Soft Jerk

A soft jerk is the act of jerking off with a flacid(soft) penis. A soft jerk usually begins when someone fails to cum a second time while attempting to jerk off one more time before their penis goes soft, but they’re in too deep to stop now.

A soft jerk can be frustrating because it feels like you’ll never reach the end even after a solid 10 minutes of trying. Eventually your arm will probably get tired and you’ll start to feel extremely hot, this is the critical point where you decide whether to just give up and push through the pain to your final orgasm.

The orgasm resulting from a soft jerk usually doesn’t feel like it was worth it at all, with the orgasm being short and the feeling very muted. Chances are you’ll feel extremely tired after a soft jerk and wish to take a nap. For this reason, soft jerks are best done at night before bed so that you don’t have to worry about not having energy enough to go about your day.
Person: Fuck. I wanted to cum again before my dick went soft but I couldn’t make it. I’m in too deep now, best try and do a quick soft jerk

10 minutes later

Person: it’s been 10 minutes and nothing... what the hell?! My arm is getting tired

10 more minutes later

Person: It’s coming!... well that was disappointing. I feel like taking a nap now...
by Jeremy Anonia November 20, 2020
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_soft_jisoo_ is known for her kindness and AMAZING edits so go follow her rn or else 😡
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by stan_twice_idiot 😏 December 23, 2020
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Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.
Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.
by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024
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Japanese Soft Serve

The art of unloading a steaming pile of loose stool onto the chest of your partner. Similar to other fecal sex acts such as the Cleveland steamer, the Japanese Soft Serve is distinguished by the decorative swirl at the top of the wet mound. Accomplished by means of a quick and succinct circular hip rotation with a strong finishing clench, more experience users are able to reproduce various intricate designs. Equated with the art of Bonsai trimming, many followers find a deep and zen-like connection to their art. An erotic delicacy in many Asian and South Asian cultures, the high fiber nature of the popular rice and grain based diet creates optimal conditions for the viscous discharge needed to consummate the dirty deed.
Bro, that Japanese Soft Serve we saw last night was inspiring...

Yeah Bro...
by ZeDairyFairy February 22, 2011
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a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself
example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?
by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022
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John the soft sword

Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.
JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?
by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023
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