sock puppets

having small hanging titties down to the belly button that look like Lambchop the animated character on PBS.

Hey guys, did you see Sherry and Pat's tits do their sock puppet show during the meeting?

by towlie October 2, 2002

sock puppet

a dildo that is kept in a sock inbetween uses

Jane took out her sock puppet and used it to pleasure herself in ways her boyfriend's cock cant

by me February 7, 2005

sock puppet

Giving a random boy that doesn't even like you a handjob with his own dirty sock on his weenie.

So, Mikyla, do you wanna play sock puppet or what?

by Janice Depp October 29, 2006

sock puppets

A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to.

Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get is through anonymous chatrooms. I think I will make a puppet out of a sock for my entertainment.

by Evil October 18, 2003

sock puppet account

A fake account run either part of a network of sock puppet accounts or just by itself run by one person

Jim was in his mom's basement making his 20 sock puppet accounts like his one post so he appears he has friends.

by jim81jim September 18, 2016

Pink Sock Puppet

Shoving your arm through someones prolapsed anus and working them like a puppet

I Just preformed the greatest Pink Sock Puppet show on your mom. Your whole family loved it.

by DopeFiendNeedlePoker September 3, 2017

sloppy sock puppet

when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.

last night for my birthday

my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.

by dickweed69 October 11, 2014