suck it long suck it hard

1.The magical way a girl gives head.

2.A way to insult somebody.

1.Magical Ninja: "Yo man my girl knows how to suck it long and suck it hard"
2.Douchebag: "Man you suck."
Magical Ninja: "Hey, you know what, suck it, suck it long suck it hard."

by Magical Ninja March 8, 2008

Suck it till it's Purple

(Noun) A more colorful and detailed variation of the well worn and simplistic "suck my dick" expression.

Trading verbal jabs with a fellow floor mate in the dorm Jordy perked up with a smile upon hearing Clifton's standard fare and worn out phrase "suck my dick". Countering Jordy yelled back "Oh yeah? Well suck my dick, Cliffy", took a brief pause and as if completing some verbal finishing move to the argument, finished by including "Suck it till it's Purple" fat boy.

by Nikki Stixx September 11, 2020

Embrace the Suck

Verb, Military Slang: To consciously accept or appreciate something that is extremely unpleasant but unavoidable for forward progress

Staff Seargent: Hey shitbird! I've got a detail for you, follow me to the back of the latrines. *Private gets handed a shovel* Pour that gasoline and diesel over that 55-gallon drum and mix that shit up and burn it good.

Private: You want me to burn this shit and piss?

Staff Seargent: Someone has to do it, it's gotta get done and it ain't gonna be me, so Embrace the Suck private.

by Oliver Ripley June 27, 2019

Suck My Clinkers

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Suck Beast

A suck beast is one who aggressively seeks oral sex.

Goo Goo would cruise the town nightly, obsessively searching for other suck beasts who loved constant oral too.

by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2016

suck it green boy

how come no one did that.
It's my favorite quote from wilbur soot.By green boy people mean dream. This quote was said when L'Manberg declared freedom and independence. It was very funny, you should have seen that.

wilbur: as we gaze upon the swaths of redwood trees. The great hills to our south and the walls that have protected for years. I, as the now president L'Manberg hereby state:
willbur: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
multiple people: *laughing*
tubbo: I think we've won
wilbur:life,liberty and the pursuit of freedom.

by ana_glitch December 6, 2020

Siamese Suck Off

When two women who braid their hair together as to conjoin them at the head to give a blow job to two men simultaneously. Then two men skull fuck them. First one to finish wins.

My brother and I got a Siamese Suck Off from Maggie and her mom.....and her mom won.

by Cant Stand Ya 5566 June 22, 2012