Nostril Snotch

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.

"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"

by green eyed lady 13 July 26, 2014

Top Snotch

Form of female gratification on some image boards. The words "Rated Top Snotch" appear on the image of one deserving female poster. "Snotch" is a combination of the words snatch and notch. Hmm yea.

This girl is so fucking hot, she's rated Top Snotch.

by m00nc0re May 22, 2007

Poop Snotching

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.

Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.

by Vladdx March 04, 2008

Poop snotch

A shorter man between the ages of 48 and 68 with a beer belly wearing a really tight shirt.

Look at that pudgy elderly fellow wearing that tight ass shirt..

I know right? What a poop snotch.

by ThatReaper April 28, 2018

snotch crotch

What Xu calls Lauren W and Amanda S. Owow.

"Hey, Laur and Mand! You're a bunch f snotch crotches!

by sweetiethatsadog March 16, 2005

snotch cog

to mess around, foreplay

ex: you're not a top or a bottom but a snotch cog!!

Are you down to snotch cog?

by luxury713 September 26, 2011

Snotch

The iPhone aping notch on generic Android phones.

Dude, your phone has a snotch. You couldn't afford another $50?

by Lukewarm Lunchmeat September 08, 2019