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Snartled

When someone snores soooooo f.....ng loud they wake themselves up not knowing what has happened!
Michael told me that he was snoring sooooooo loud this morning that it startled him and he woke up! He couldn't believe he Snartled!!
by rene bootmaker March 4, 2013
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Snorkeler

the snorkeler is a sexual act in which one sucks another persons genitals, to simulate snorkeling under water. This also involves blowing air out of one’s mouth to create a farting or queefing out of the others penis and or vagina.
I totally want to give that man a snorkeler on all his body parts.

Omg look this video of Corey doing the snorkeler on my favorite hole
by Mr. Finger Licking Good December 21, 2021
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Cork Snorkeler

Adriana is a huge cork snorkeler in her free time...
by Adrian Mendoza March 10, 2010
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Trouser Snorkeled

To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water
Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.
by Greg Toland May 23, 2015
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carpet snorkeler

Noun.

One who satisfies their lady orally with a snorkel. Commonly performed by people with breathing problems such as emphysema, or by people who just want want to get down and dirty while servicing their woman.
Man: I went at her vagina with my 3ft snorkel and she was going crazy!

Man 2: That is quite impressive, you must be one hell of a "carpet snorkeler!"
by "the" Sasquatch March 5, 2010
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snorkeldubbin

Giving it to a girl from behind in a hot tub while her head is underwater. and she is wearing a snorkel.
My girlfriend and I were snorkeldubbin earlier and it was fucking awesome. My girlfriend and i wanted to spice things up so we decided to try the saskatchewan snorkeldub.
by Turkish Care Bear November 13, 2011
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Rectal Snorkeler

(pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr)
noun. One who performs anilingus.
Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?
by cumfucker December 19, 2008
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