snork

To forcefully ejaculate, often dryly, with a thick consistency. Like a dick sneeze.

"I pulled it out, flipped her over and snorked all over her back"

by Faggoccini October 21, 2012

snork

to sniff loudly, sucking mucous back into your head. Often occurs when nose is stuffed up, or when one has been crying, and there is no tissue around with which to blow it.

She forgot to bring any tissue, and so had to keep snorking it back.

This really gross guy snorks all the way through class. I don't know why he doesn't just blow his nose!

by silverlined83 September 26, 2006

Snorking

A cross between snore and an oink (like a pig).

Do you hear that? What is it?

That's just Scamp, he's snorking!

by Trashy'sMom May 1, 2009

Snork

Similar to a Spork, but this utensil also has a knife on one edge of the fork. Spoon, knife, fork.

A snork is the ultimate eating utensil! It has a spoon, knife, and fork, all built into one unit.

by tucdnbed December 17, 2011

snork

A word occasionally used on forums in reply to a very funny post, it is sort of like posting "LOL" or similar. (but cooler)

*snork!*

by dogtired August 21, 2009

snork

Pot and tobacco both packed into a bowl and smoked from a bong.

We did snork hits yesterday and got fucked.

by shannonie April 29, 2005

Snorking

Derived from "Social Networking." The act of using social networking tools such as Facebook, Twitter, etc.

Once the bloggers had exchanges links, they snorked each other's posts, and thus, they were snorking.

by JJBettencourt September 10, 2011