noodeling

A popular southern pastime typically performed by overweight and/or unemployed men consisting of wading through brackish water and thrusting ones bare hand into a hallow stump where a catfish will latch on. The catfish is then pulled from the water and placed in a flat-bottomed canoe next to the Budweiser.

Ya'll wan ta go noodeling.

by Brother Jones February 10, 2008

snorkeling

Putting your balls into someone's mouth and having your penis stroked at the same time.....

I woke up in my ship's bunk to find that former Congressman Eric Massa was snorkeling me. He had his balls in my mouth and was stroking his cock.

by poopyfriend March 15, 2010

snorgeling

Emphatically cute snuggling, especially between furry, cute, and helpless creatures. Heaviest emphasis is placed on interspecies relationships.

I caught my kitten and puppy snorgeling today, despite the assumption that the two species do not generally mix well.

by DJ Tigre May 23, 2007

mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...

Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...

by Twattie April 22, 2009

Sand Snorkeling

To give oral sex to a Middle Earsterner or a hobo.

Josh:I heard Adam is into sand snorkeling now.

Katrina:Well if that butters his bicuit.

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

ass snorkeling

Ass snorkeling is very similar to brown nosing, but to the extremes.

The only reason he's getting that promotion is because he's been ass snorkeling the boss.

by Phour September 18, 2006

Butt Snorkeling

The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.

Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.

by Chris October 21, 2003