Trouser Snorkeled

To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water

Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.

by Greg Toland May 23, 2015

snockered

Extremely drunk; obliterated; wasted.

Let's go out and get properly snockered to celebrate your birthday!

by Sarah Rose November 12, 2003

stonkered

To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.

e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."

e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."

by JT and TJ October 4, 2006

snickered

Being under the influence of alcohol.

Breaking the lock off Pop's liquor cabinet and taking a few swigs, off the record, of course.

by Dan Starr July 6, 2005

snoogered

(1)the consequence of snoochie-boochies
(2)the state of being well and truly f*cked

(1) man, i am so snoogered after that snoochie-boochie...
(2) and then he snoogered me... snoogins!

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

Shnokered

Wasted off your ass, usually resulting in the loss of your clothes.

Dude, did you hear bout Zach, he got so shnokered the other night he ended up in the Wal Mart parking lot in his whitey tighties.

by Zachary Orr January 14, 2009

Snookerd

A loved one-Snooker
When you feel loved-Snookerd

I love my snooker
I feel so snookerd

by MarioGB. March 30, 2009