Sneak attack

When something attacks you secretly.

Buttons sneak attacked me and then jacked my chair!

by Sumcey Garster January 28, 2009

Sneak Attack

The act of going down on a girl after she is pissed off in hopes of avoiding all argumental confrontation

Jessica was so pissed off last night about me getting home late I had to wake her up with a sneak attack

by Bubs the menace December 22, 2019

Sneak attack

When you're waiting for a guy to kiss you, then you turn around to say something but the guy kisses you instead.

I went to tell him a story, but he pulled a sneak attack and ended up having sex.

by Jdiz November 15, 2005

Mississippi sneak attack

The Mississippi sneak attack, is when a girl goes to sleep in your bed and someone else goes in your room, and she thinks it's you. Then they proceed to have sex, and when it's all over the guy whispers in her ear, "It's about time we did this" revealing his true identity.

Wes pulled the Mississippi sneak attack on your girlfriend last night!

by oodlesiggy November 10, 2009

Torpedo Sneak Attack

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind then stops and puts it in her ass for one brief moment then stops and goes back to what he was originally doing acting like it never happened

Guy1: Why is Jill crying? Guy2: her boyfriend pulled te torpedo sneak attack Guy1: What a dick

by CaptainKelly304 December 13, 2010

diamond back sneak attack

Making a Diamond shape with your hands in the doggie style position and then inserting your thumbs in your girls butt while having sex.

I gave her the diamond back sneak attack and and I held on as long as I could.

by Pacovalaco September 14, 2013

Peanut butter sneak attack

When you stick your dick in a peanut butter jar and flail it all around to smack them in the face

Yo my dad just gave a peanut butter sneak attack out of no where.

by LjDG July 19, 2018