shartitis

uncontrollable sharting, cured by a 30 day treatment of “enhanced” laxitives.

Sypmtoms Include

- Uncontrollable Sharting

- Hard Stools

- Soft/liquid stools

- Depression

- Flying

She has mild shartitis, so she is very stinky!

by REALFAIRYSIBLINGS January 7, 2023

Smartitude

Smart + Attitude = pseudo-intellectual.

"Smartitude won't get you anywhere in life, sonny."

by Subdermal_iPod_implantee December 18, 2006

Snarties

When you crush up Smarties into a fine powder, ready for snorting.

"Hey bro, I ran out of powder. What do I do?"
"Got some Smarties on ya?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Let's make some Snarties!"

by XioClone October 20, 2009

Startitus

The, sometimes strong, desire or urge to cast on (start) multiple knit projects without having completed ones already started.

Sometimes knowns as the Startitus Virus.

I have a really bad case of Startitus this week, I cast on for three new projects!!

by A.Knitter March 30, 2010

Smartittude

1: Attitude related to smart people

2: A rather dumb way to say intelligence. In this case, it can be spelled with one t.

Joe kept bragging to me about his IQ of 150. He has such a bad case of smartittude.

Well, you're not gonna beat me with your...smartitude!

by AirGuitarSolos November 30, 2009

Snartt-Spink

Someone that suffers from a weird form of social Stockholm Syndrome due to many years of multiple points of manipulation. It stemmed from the indie film Rubber in which Mark Snartt-Spink is manipulated by his female flat mate on a daily basis.

That guy is a total Snartt-Spink

by Mark Snartt-Spink January 31, 2018

snartt

When I are like, super duper dooper smart. Only jilf’s and bilf’s have it though. If you hate on nickleback we won’t grant you good luck 😡

Wow did you see bilf spell that word, he’s so snartt.

by Jilf February 17, 2018