snarfle

A fast, excited episode of hysteria upon which the one who snarfles, humps someone like a hyena on crack in a matter of seconds, resulting in an extreme orgasmic sexual episode, that lasts all within the period of a minute or less.

"Dude, I totally snarfled that chick like 5 minutes ago. She's recovering..."

by Danny Mead July 9, 2005

snarfle

The sound a giraffe makes when speaking to another giraffe. The sound is inaudible by humans.

The giraffe's snarfle was calm and soothing to his mate.

by Snarfle Appreciator March 23, 2008

snarfle

V. To peruse (a particularly geeky product or service) with excitement. The term stems from the sound that the brown monsters in DOOM 1make.

We spent all night snarfling over the latest "Science and Surplus" catalog.

by Frau Nau February 24, 2005

snarfle

The sound that is made when sucking in snot while sniffling or sobbing

Mary snarfled in her sniffles to prevent the snot from running out of her nose.

by CorpusLobo December 6, 2007

snarfle

Snarfle: To repeated rub back and shouldlers, followed by head and snout, on a soft surface.

My dachshund likes to snarfle when he is especially relaxed.

by Martha Denton December 24, 2008

snarfled

to eat something so fast you don't breathe once

Dude, you just snarfled that peanut butter choclate bar so fast!

by nonyabizyo July 21, 2014

Snarfling

snarf /snärf/

–verb (used with object), -ed
1. To Steal. Specifically, to steal in such a way as to make the theft unlikely to be noticed; esp.

–noun
1. the act or practice of snarfling.

snarfled -v
"I awoke to see that someone had masterfully snarfled all the Cereal in the house."

snarfling -v
"When I turned the corner to see what was making all the rustling I saw phillip snarfling all of the cupcakes!".

snarf -n
"Andrew and I ran out of snacks. We both decided to proceed upon a great snarf in order to procure some confections from my mother's kitchen."

snarfler -n
"I had left all my cookies on the window sill to cool and when I returned I discovered a great snarfler had stolen every other chocolate chip so that no one would ever find out".

by sabricks April 23, 2009