Smurphed

same as fucked, can be used as smurph...smurphing...

yo this shit got me smurphed... or ... yo i wanna smurph the shit outa her... or ...i was smurphin that bitch all night long

by Timmy Mina March 9, 2003

Smurphet

The most Gosu orc play on battle.net

omgomg im playing SMURPHET, im going to get PWNT by his superior SKILLZ

by #1 Smurphet Fan August 2, 2003

Smulched

Act of trolling someone in a subtle way that they don't know if you are dumb or trolling them

Also:

A very very very very very very very very very very very very bad joke

Bob: U.S. Won the olympics
Smulch: No Canada did
Bob: Canada sucks at sports, except hockey.....
Smulch: Canada is good at sports.
Bob: No they suck

YOU JUST GOT SMULCHED

by Rokoz June 23, 2010

smunched

Describing how Scotch tape is attached to its cardboard backing.
"A combination of smushed, crunched, and attached."

"it just gets smunched right on there."

by BranGwings April 16, 2019

surchew

When you shave a plastic object up your rectum.

Friend1:come to my party
Friend2:cant, my dad surchewed himself.

by Orange Traffic cone November 25, 2020

Smuches

So Much bunches- all put together

I love Tony so much and bunches ,I love Tony Smuches

by Sweetmee69 April 29, 2023

smuchest person ever

Refers to the bestest, most amazing, loving, smucherest, beautiful, kind, caring, understanding, wonderful, smart, hardworking, lovely, funny and impeccable person ever.

Cedar is the smuchest person ever and I love them so so so smuch <3

by Smuchestpersonever October 29, 2023