Alonso and tracy mourning

Imagine krop but with a little more security and white people. There are a small handful of teachers who are fuckin cool, like Respondek, but other than that it's shit. The lunch lines are too long and the security tries to take care of it but the weird kids just push through and they dont stop em. Kids still be havin sex in the juul rooms bars on the windows like a fuckin prison.

Oh you mean Alonso and tracy mourning? Yeah I heard that the football team is fuckin garbage...

by Handlemycak October 26, 2018

mourning wood

(n) when one pop's a boner at a funeral, or a wake

Damn man, did you see Jimmy's dead grandma?? she gave me mourning wood.

by Greg "El Capitan" April 29, 2006

Mourning After

When you wake up the following morning, take a look at who is laying next to you, and are horrified in disbelief that you slept with *that*.

The Mourning After began when he saw the bitch he slept the night with.

by DirkD February 1, 2007

smurfing a turd

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point

Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

-or-

Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."

by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010

Mourning wood

getting a boner at a funeral.

when i was at aunt Betty's funeral uncle Sean had mourning wood when he saw the body

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 17, 2017

Good Mourning

Instead of waking up to "good morning". You find yourself waking up to your morning grieving and mourning the recent loss of someone you love (death, relationship, fall out, seperation).

Janny: Good MORNING BFF!

Car: .. oh.. (lathergic aura) morning -_-

Janny: OMG, you are still depressed over the break up?

Car: Yes, so.. good MOURNING to me.

Janny: ...... I gotta go...

by Car Sun- October 26, 2011

Mourning Wood

When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.

Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood..
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass

by Acronomicon March 18, 2014