smorfing 

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".

The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.

smorfing by Human Overth February 21, 2010

smooning

a little smooching while spooning.

My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.

smooning by gottahavfaith December 13, 2008

Shmorning

An alternative for morning when talking to a person you like or that makes you happy

Good shmorning, today sure is great.

Shmorning by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020

Smoring

its when u get a longggg stick u put a white fluffy thingy and melt it on the fire :) and u get choclate and 2 flat breads and squish it together and its good without choclate :)kinda i only have half bc i dont realy like the white fluffy thingy and the bread lol makes my stomace feel icky :)

goin to go smoring :) at the hotel :)

Smoring by Foofie24 July 11, 2011

Smorking 

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

Smorking by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

smorting 

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

smorting by hakanustis July 20, 2009

smooning

a little smooching while spooning.

My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.

smooning by gottahavfaith January 29, 2007