San Francisco Smorgasbord

Noun & Verb; when receiving a blow job from one person and a rim job from another person at the same time.

I got a San Francisco Smorgasbord last night from these 2 cunts I picked up from the bar!

Any of you cunts hungry for a San Francisco Smorgasbord?

by Dr.DP December 12, 2013

Dirty Whore Smorgasbord

A varied looking group of slutty girls that obviously put out...usually found strutting around downtown Bethesda MD.

Billy can't stop ogling a large dirty whore smorgasbord walking down norfolk ave. towards the bars.

by roguewolf October 14, 2012

smorgasborgasm

The climax of a food orgy.

Smorgasborgasm was reached by all 8 participants as soon as the roasted pig arrived.

by Ed the Almighty February 10, 2004

Smorgasporn

(Noun): A large and varied amount of Porn, typically internet Porn, on a computer hard drive or hidden somewhere in one's bedroom.

Billy: "Hey did you see Jimmy's collection, damn he's got a smorgasporn happening there".

by celticdr January 27, 2011

Smörgåsbored

A rare phenomenon of most commonly Swedish or Danish children becoming bored after feasting on a large meal or smörgåsbord, if you will.

I always get smörgåsbored in Science after lunch...

by le petit fungus May 13, 2021

san antonio smorgasboard

A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier

Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard

by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018

smorgasboard

When a place serves a wide array of different foods

There was a smorgasboard at school today.

by Scarf ace December 13, 2015