This occurs when 3 or more men and 1 or fewer women are laying on the same bed in an upstairs apartment in Jamesburg, NJ. It is named this because of the large variety of man-meats to choose from
we all woke up hungry with a hangover, but soon our bellies were full from the Jamesburg Smorgasbord.
by Donkey Dong February 20, 2007
Noun & Verb; when receiving a blow job from one person and a rim job from another person at the same time.
I got a San Francisco Smorgasbord last night from these 2 cunts I picked up from the bar!
Any of you cunts hungry for a San Francisco Smorgasbord?
Any of you cunts hungry for a San Francisco Smorgasbord?
by Dr.DP December 12, 2013
A varied looking group of slutty girls that obviously put out...usually found strutting around downtown Bethesda MD.
by roguewolf October 14, 2012
a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.
When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.
by weave September 07, 2003
When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.
The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019
A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.
by Ergodang! April 15, 2017
that chocolate starfish was a whole smorgasbord!
by bananafritter April 19, 2024