Jussie Smollett

When a guy beats your dick so hard, he has to lie to the world.

Police: Sir, did you beat this guys dick and pour bleach on it?
Suspect: No way, man. I would never give a Jussie Smollett!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 5, 2019

Smolletting

Giving of an elaborate, contrived story delivered with complete conviction for the purpose of personal personal gain.

What a story —you're smolletting me, man.

by Rocco X February 21, 2019

Smollet

(noun) Smol - Let

A person who plans a hoax attack on themself for a political agenda, career desperation, relationship troubles and/or fame to gain support towards your victimhood but fail in making it believable and get caught in the lie. Although, you still won’t admit to it, therefore completely achieving the opposite effect one wanted with everyone now hating you.

Hey man, you hear about Drew? He’s a smollet and anti-Semite. He claimed to be beaten up by two Jewish men; but it turns out he paid two Algerians. He’s in love with that anti-Semitic congresswoman, Ilhan Omar, and hoped she’d visit him at the hospital. But she only likes real anti-Semites.

by Evan Del February 19, 2019

Smollett

An intentional act meant to deceive in order to gain fame, money, respect, pity, or exposure.

That dude did not lift 500 lbs. He just pulled a Smollett. Those are hollow weights, man.

by BennyBoomBoom March 9, 2019

Smolder

Flynn Rider's secret weapon, invented and demonstrated by him in Tangled, it is the channeling of one's charm through one's eyes to melt female hearts. A mandatory weapon in a charmer's arsenal.

Flynn Rider : Here comes the smolder

by MartianHorse September 4, 2013

Smollet

To manufacture a false reality for the purpose of personal gain

The man is is content to smollet his way through life

by mobo4hoops February 19, 2019

Pulling a Smollett

A metaphone describing the act of falsifying a hate crime against one self for the sake of publicity, personal, and/or financial gain.

Named after actor Jussie Smollett, who was was charged with falsifying a hate crime against himself.

"He vandalized his own car and blamed it on a white supremacist, is he pulling a Smollett?"

by V-Star February 22, 2019