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smokeNpoke

a party consisting of 2 or more people where you partake in smoking then engage in "poking".
We are having a smokeNpoke this friday.
by Hillratt December 30, 2011
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smoke pole

by Anonymous January 17, 2003
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Smokeapoliosis

(Smoke-A-Pole-EO-sis) A disease caused from excessive pole smokin'. In rare cases a Smokeapolectomy (Blow Job) performed with great precision will temporarily relieve symptoms. Ski polin' may be needed in extreme cases.
Wow, that whore last night sure had a bad case of Smokeapoliosis!
by Minclair June 23, 2006
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Smokeable Ice

When you put ice inside of a pipe...light it up...then get high on those fucking water vapor fumes.
Pass it over cum guzzler...

Okay man take it easy...i think your addicted...

I'm not addicted to smokeable ice you crazy Cock sucking, motherfucking, twat licking, banna shoving, donkey punching, cum guzzling, ass belonker!
by Elephant Erection December 25, 2009
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smoke pole

Billy"Hey Grant Shepardson, why do you like to smoke pole?"

Grant" Because im a huge fag."
by Chief Hugecock July 3, 2010
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Smokepoo

1. n. Bowel movements resulting from the relaxation induced by cigarettes, esp. Djarum Specials.

2. adj. {Smokepoodom} A state of utter relaxation brought on by cigarettes, esp. Djarum Specials, which is NOT to exclude the utter relaxation of the intestines and/or bowels.

3. n. {Smokepootative} Cigarettes utilized as a laxative.

4. v. {Smokepoo'd} Having been in a state of constipation and smoked several cigarettes in hopes of correcting the problem.
"Dude, I'm telling you! You've gotta pull over, I've got a major smokepoo coming on!"
"Hehe... Man, I feel so relaxed... Oh wow, I've hit smokepoodom stage. Be back in a bit."

"Dang... That cheese pizza clogged me up big time, and I don't have any money for X-Lax. You got any smokepootatives at your place?"

"I hit up the stogies big time, and I tell ya... I got majorly smokepoo'd... Feelin' much better."
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Smokeholery

The act of blowing smoke up a person/organisation's arse.
That wine-chugging blowhard Sam Allardyce was on the telly last night - nothing but Premier League smokeholery all night!
by Bob_Carrolgees December 23, 2018
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