Smocking Gun

The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly

The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"

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smocking gun

Similar to a T-shirt cannon, except that it fires smocks and aprons.

Tammy Lariat used a smocking gun to distribute smocks and aprons to the crowds in the stands.

smocking gun by wendue December 10, 2018

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This phrase is for describing a girl that has perfect tits, and awesome booty; in other words, she is perfect any sense word.

...Hey Ted, yesterday I banged such a smocking hot girl!..

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A teenager who gets his friends to smoke, and then snitches on them to get them in trouble

Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"

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The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.

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Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?

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It's a way to insult/disrespect someone* dead

*name

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