Smoaning

Smoaning - The act of sighing and moaning durring really lame sex.

His member was so small I had to hide my dissapointed sighing with smoaning.

by Mrmykel June 20, 2011

smeating

Combination of the words “smell” and “cheating.” Smeating is the act of cheating on your significant other and not cleaning yourself for an extended period of time. While it may not be an intentional way to get them to know you’ve been cheating, it has that as a side effect. (Along with infections caused by poor hygiene) Even if the victim of a smeater doesn’t notice the smell of someone else, smeaters tends to not practice good hygiene and the victim will still notice the smell of body odor and sweat. While there’s usually some underlying reason a cheater does what they do, a smeater is what happens when that person loses all reason to care or take care of themselves and probably has some severe mental health problems that need to be addressed before they cause other risky behaviors.

Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”

Nick realized his girlfriend was smeating on him when he smelled cologne on her, but he had no idea how many days ago the cheating had occurred since she hadn’t taken a shower in the past week.

by Dr. Sigh April 27, 2019

stoating

Staying in, being boring and middle-aged before your time.

Are you coming to the party tonight?

No, I'm stoating.

by Mr Maggot May 25, 2005

smoxting

Sending Text Messages while outside Smoking

While on my break I was smoxting.

by genasfarm September 15, 2007

Smorting

To eat in a sexual manner

I think she likes smorting Cucumbers.

by Jobrina May 18, 2015

Smosting

Summing up the entire conversations on someone's facebook post with the last few words.

I be smosting this so that it will end.

by msanthrope July 18, 2017

Smotting

Verb: to smot

Definition: Smacking your lips while eating or not closing your mouth while eating.

(Negative connotation)

Origin: made up due to the English language lacking a better word for „schmatzen“ (German word for “to smack you lips”)

Koia: “He was smotting so loudly during dinner, it was so disgusting!”
Stella: “Yeah, he smots all the time.”

by girl from 2009 May 9, 2024