the most amazing thing that has ever hit australia. vodka and cranberry or vodka and blood orange in a box and casked. not technically goon, but affectionately thought of as a goon bag due to australian's lack of knowledge/similarity to the infamous goon bag
person one: dude, i wanna drink goon tonight. or maybe i should drink vodka... but fuck i don't have enough money.
person two: man, just combine the two and get a SMIRNOFF GOON BAG, they're only $22!!!!! and taste GREAT
person two: man, just combine the two and get a SMIRNOFF GOON BAG, they're only $22!!!!! and taste GREAT
by loalal November 10, 2010
Get the Smirnoff Goon Bag mug.Contrary to the other listed definitions , is not a bitch drink with low alcohol content. In fact it has MORE alcohol content than the average beer. It also tastes WAY better. Drinking piss does not make you more of a man.
Scenario 1
Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)
Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!
Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label
Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS 4.2% ALC AND SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?
Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.
Scenario 2 :
Guy 1 : (Is drinking Smirnoff ice)
Guy 2 : Smirnoff? Lol fag!
Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)
Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)
Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!
Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label
Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS 4.2% ALC AND SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?
Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.
Scenario 2 :
Guy 1 : (Is drinking Smirnoff ice)
Guy 2 : Smirnoff? Lol fag!
Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)
by The-Truth873405705 August 6, 2011
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The most horrible drink known to man and pinapple kind!
A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.
A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.
by Honey why is the baby on fire? May 30, 2018
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Get the smirnoff green apple mug.1. Vodka flavored like sour green apple usually purchased for 8 dollars for a mickey and 10 dollars for a fifth.
2. A vodka flavored for women, men usually buy green apple when they want to fuck a broad.
2. A vodka flavored for women, men usually buy green apple when they want to fuck a broad.
by 415EZBZ July 16, 2006
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Get the Smirnoff Ice mug.An alcoholic drink made by the Smirnoff vodka company that is technically beer (it says so on the bottle) even though it's clear. It comes in a lot of flavors, some of which taste great and some of which taste nastier than shit. It has a very low alcohol per volume ranking (can't remember of the top of my head but I think it's around 10-20 proof).
Oftentimes called a bitch drink because of its low alcohol content and fruity flavor, but it tends to be the drink of choice at many parties.
The good flavors taste a lot like Sprite with alcohol, but a bit sweeter.
Oftentimes called a bitch drink because of its low alcohol content and fruity flavor, but it tends to be the drink of choice at many parties.
The good flavors taste a lot like Sprite with alcohol, but a bit sweeter.
Guy 1: What are you drinking?
Guy 2: Green Apple flavored Smirnoff Ice!
Guy 1: Dude, that's such a bitch drink.
Guy 2: Shut up, you know you love it.
Guy 2: Green Apple flavored Smirnoff Ice!
Guy 1: Dude, that's such a bitch drink.
Guy 2: Shut up, you know you love it.
by lovesmesumcake January 14, 2009
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