smorting

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

by hakanustis July 20, 2009

Smeating

Where a group of friends Pull together (Bout 10-50 deep)In an outside area( Park ,Backyard,GraveYard,Roof of an abandoned building) With a Grill ,Some Charcoal,Some Beers,Steaks,Hamburgers,and Sausages( Any kind of meats,Really).

Smeating : EVERYONE Is DOWN FOR The SMEATING TO CATCH UP AND EAT SOME STEAKS.6 pm at the drive inn.

by WINDLUST July 14, 2020

smexting

The act of sending a text message due to the boredom of standing outside due to smoking laws preventing indoor smoking.

John likes a puff once in a while, so he's currently outside smexting.

by Martin Ridd August 12, 2007

smarting

Smart farting.

I didn't want to fart in church. So I'm smarting in the men's room instead.

by Rygone October 7, 2016

smerging

when a male sniffs the seat of womens bicycles ad maturbates over the aroma

lee saw stella riding her bike through the park, as she dismounted he promptly placed his nose on the warm seat and began smerging as hard as he could until he cum in his pants.

by stellahogan October 14, 2008

Smexting

The act of flirtatiously smiling at a cute text, usually from a significant other.

1 "You obviously like her, you've been hardcore smexting for at least an hour."

2. "Lily, who are you smexting?! Don't act like i can't hear you giggling."

by Hasee April 12, 2011

smexting

Smiling and looking ridiculous when you see a text

Mary was smexting when her guy sent her a cute text

by jackson1430 October 8, 2011