Smelch

The act of allowing a gay man expel gas into your mouth, gas that came from ingesting cum from a recent blowjob.

My gay man asked if he could smelch me in about a half hour after he had just taken a cum load from a blowjob he just gave me.

by jomi8065 October 30, 2011

smelch

When a guy shoots his load in the womans ass and eats it out enjoying every single second of it.

While Bill gets his load off in Fashion's ass he then jumps back there to eat it out of her bum.

by Bill Dodds December 14, 2003

Smetch

the biggest clown known to mankind. can often, if not always, be caught lacking. also known as the Mayor of Clown Town, thinks being an 04 kid is a good thing.

weaknesses : vegetables , combing his hair

ayo was that Smetch I saw?

of course it was! Didn't you hear the clown music when he came in?

by coolkidlevel1 August 28, 2020

smelching

to steal or smuggle without being caught by the police.

I smelched the drugs into my room

by nick May 13, 2005

sneltch

A looser; someone who is desprite for friends

Jackie is such a sneltch

by Armadilloking January 27, 2015

smultchy

Excessive and/or inordinate verbal affection bestowed on someone inappropriately - almost patronizing; IE: your eyes are more beautiful than life itself and gazing into the is more precious than diamonds - making bystanders within hearing distance physically sick.

He's a nice guy and is crazy about her - but not smultchy at all. The guy's a real womanizer, and smultchy to boot.

by unclecoy June 8, 2017

Smelth

A rancid and fowl smelling person.

That lad over there is quite the smelth...I can feel my nose hairs burning from the stench. What a rancid pig

by Jaytoronto August 28, 2018