Britney Smears

What Britney gives to the doctor when getting a test for cervical cancer (pap smear)

I'm going to the gyno to give my Britney Smears

by emmiez October 16, 2008

sweans

Origin: A portmanteau of sweats and jeans.

Sweans are an invention of the fashion industry in the 21st century originally designed as a hip substitute for "Mom Jeans". They offer the comfort of sweats without the "give up on life" attitude. Due to their tight fitting nature, sweans are not regarded as pants in some parts of the world. Not to be confused with swean.

That girl has one hella tight pair of sweans.

by Quetzalcoatlus March 25, 2014

seanstermonster

1.A name for a mans penis while having sex

Your seanstermonster is pleasuring me like a wild wilderbeast

by taz34 December 28, 2007

Seansome

When you combine both Seantism and babeism, you get the whole sransome

A dash of seantism and a sprinkle of babeism you got yourself a fine specimen of seansome 🤣🤣🤣

by BecauseI'mFunny March 2, 2022

seans rizz

Synonym for infini-rizz. Or that you have so much rizz that you pull more than just bitches

Person 1: Have you seen seans rizz.
Person 2: Ya, I heard he pulls everything, even dogs

by rizzologyPhd April 25, 2023

Josh's Means

When one man poops in another man's butt.

The foreplay was hot and heavy. Instead of attempting a Cleveland Steamer, Sergio squatted squarely up against his partner's buttocks and gave him Josh's Means.

by HotCaramelMacchiato August 20, 2019

skeans

Jean Skirts, really really short jean skirts similar to booty shorts but in jean form.

-"Dude, 3 o'clock check out those 3 girls in skeans"
-"Nice, I love girls in skeans!"
-"Yea man, those girls just up'd to 8s for wearing those"

-"SHAWTY GOT SKEANS!"

-"Wouldn't that ass look tight in skeans!?"

by bbnttz April 24, 2008