Smartassian

The language of Smart Ass's

Regularly mistaken for Smart Asian

I speak fluent Smartassian

by SmrtAssian July 22, 2022

Smartassical

The action, or relation to being a smartass.

dude1: I hate people who are so smartassical
dude2: Hm, yes. 'Smartassical'

by Funxey August 10, 2024

Smartassical

The action of, or the relation to smartassery/smartass behavior

dude1: i hate smartasses.
dude2: you could say you hate smartassical people.
dude1: i hate you.

by Funxey August 10, 2024

Smartasstism

Smartasstism (n): The chronic condition of being an insufferably clever, sarcastic know-it-all; a self-diagnosed neurotype where excessive wit overrides basic social filters

"His smartasstism kicked in during the debate, and he couldn't resist turning every point into a roast."

by PistolPete74 March 9, 2026

Smartasstism

An incurable disease that you acquire from being on your smartass phone for a long period of time.

I forgot to take my meds today and my smartasstism started to flare up.

by PistolPete74 March 11, 2026

Smartassphobia

The fear of smart people or intelligence.

I have smartassphobia.

by Aycah888 March 24, 2025

Smartassphobia

The fear of smart people or intelligence. Commonly seen in people who are stupid which are called dumbasses.

I have Smartassphobia.

by Aycah888 March 24, 2025