spaztarded

1. an individual who is spasticated and retarded.

1. "that kid really pisses me off. he thinks he has friends. what a retard"
"na, mate, hes spaztarded"
"lol"

by arse-o-holic September 1, 2009

Startarded

A person who knows absouletly nothing about Star Wars or any other movie that is big in Pop Culture

Bob: "WTF why is Darth Vader spelled Dark Vader."
Anna: "That's how you spell it"
Bob:" No it isn't you what are you Startarded?"

by STG9 January 18, 2010

smarttarded

when you can be smart, but make retarded remarks that have people wondering if your game in smarts is really that big or if you're just playin'.

when someone names the obvious.

Joe: I want an apple.
Bob: That sounds good. Did you know that apples grow on trees?
Joe: Boi you're smarttarded.

by lulu0725 November 8, 2017

Shaytarded

What happens to a person from watching too many Shaytard videos.

The condition that occurs after watching way too many Shaytard episodes.

My kid was ok, but after that marathon she became Shaytarded.

by Buteo Pollo January 29, 2022

smartarted

So smart that you act retarted for personal benefit or just plain ol' happiness. Dealllllll

I'm so upset with this situation I'll just be smartarted for a few minutes to maintain my composure.

by Rambo dealll October 2, 2023