smacktard

A person that says or does things so unbelievably stupid that you feel the burning urge to smack them (repeatedly) upside the head.

Jim: Hey Bob, did you know that Mr. T was actually white?
Bob: (walks over, smacks Jim across the head) You fucking smacktard, do you even know what you're saying?

by Baron Von Kristophe June 1, 2007

Smackattack

The worst of something, opposite to Sparkarama. Usually refering to girls.

Created by OllieOC

Liam Chinese: 'Ollie, check out this girl she's really fit.'

OllieOC: 'Are you fucking kidding she's Smackattack'

Liam Chinese: 'Your right as usual.'

OllieOC: 'I Know.'

by OllieOC April 11, 2011

Smartfart

When someone smart does something dumb

Sude what you did there a real smartfart

by Manoffire420 April 26, 2021

smacktarded

A state of inhebriation derived from 2 or more drugs, typically including alcohol.

Yo, I am smacktarded.

by Cait November 23, 2004

smacktard

Someone who insists on acting immature, often at the expense of fun of others.

Look at that smacktard over there, blowing up his own team.

by Knite March 20, 2003

smacktard

A person who kills his own team, or generally acts unsociably in an online game.

"That smacktard shot me to get to the plane before me!"

by Shaun W July 11, 2005

smackastache

When you don't shave your grundle and ball sack for a couple months then do an activity so it is sweaty and smells like shit. Then you find a person repeatedly smack them in the face with your sack and rub your grundle all up on there face while getting a rusty trombone. When you are about to cum you turn and bust on there upper lip getting the pubes to become a facial mustache.

Josh C gave his dad a smackastache and pooped in it to match his hair color.

by TheDumptruckBandit April 19, 2009