scatmonger

One that sells emotional crap for personal benefit to the the detriment of buyers and public, i.e. Al Sharpton.

Sharpton's scatmongering in Ferguson made things worse.

by tonto loco March 13, 2015

shitmonger

A shitmonger is a small hairless cat that keeps it's mouth open and forms the shape of a toilet.

Similar to a venus flytrap, however instead waits for a human to sit down to take a shit.

Look out for the shitmonger.

by Travis Easton, Julian King March 23, 2004

Slutmancer

Slutmancer is a person that owns a great discord server named Room 34. She is an amazing person doing amazing things with her music and her server.

Slutmancer is the best. End of story.

by DaddyOctavius November 10, 2018

Slothmonger

Someone who catches sloths and eats them for lunch and dinner

Sam is a slothmonger, for lunch he ate roasted sloths

by Ladbible March 17, 2013

slutmongler

a person who drags everyone down all the time

Logan: Yaacov is really bad at skating and now we can't go anywhere until he learns how.
Ben: I know right he's such a slutmongler.
Miles: Exactly!

by uglyasseater February 25, 2023

slazmonger

a person of scottish or welsh decent that moved to japan in the late 80s

"yo bradley, you are a slazmonger"

by Luke Deakin October 20, 2003

Sluttenger

A Sluttenger is commonly referred to when describing an act of drunken sexual deviancy. Common examples of a 'sluttenger' are to try and seduce anyone in the vicinity.

Its has been argued that it originates from the wittiness of two young chaps from central England when trying to identify a close friends behaviour at many drunken house parties.

Witty chap 1: 'Oh no shes off again...'
Witty chap 2: 'Who are you on about?'

Witty chap 1: 'Look Holly's pulling a sluttenger, the sexual deviant.'

by FVE November 26, 2011