Slurrmon

A drunken, often drawn out announcement or rant that can last for a prolonged period of time based on potentially unfounded, personal or inaccurate beliefs. Usually large sections of the slurrmon are pronounced as one word, as if speaking in joined up writing. Incoherency is common in a decent slurrmon. Usually delivered to a stranger/group of strangers, or at a party (often staff party) or pub, or even a group of new and brief friends at a freshers bash at university. Also known to occur simply amongst friends.

"After that geezer had finished off that bottle of vodka he didn't half deliver a good slurrmon to that taxi driver".
"I've been known to give a good slurrmon when I've had one too many".

by El-Mundo October 10, 2013

SKURRRT

The sound made by a car after peeling out or when taking a sharp turn at high speeds.

When the stoplight turned from red to green, JRolla released his brake from a burnout, and his '65 Mustang sped forward. The sound emitted from the tires of his Mustang was "SKURRRT!!!"

by Speedy Gunz April 19, 2014

Cream Slurry

The sour discharge that weeps from a woman’s flange consisting of man porridge after a prolonged bareback gangbang session combined with curdled yogurt and canesten from years of incubating a severe yeast infection

My mate likes nothing better than chamming cream slurry from a two bit hookers slot after she has been serviced by a shed load of tramps in a pissed soaked ally way. ( that is so wrong init. )

by scruffystuff September 22, 2011

slurricane

The terminal effects of drinking a hurricane*(a mix drink, main ingrediant{bacardi 151) which causes the intoxicated person to have distorted speech (slur) among other effects... hence slur+hurricane= Slurricane

aww man this guy is shit face plasstered off 151. What is he saying, its all slurricane???
"Hurricane, but you can call me slurricane. Slurricane, strong enogh to start an engine Maaaiiin" - E 40

by Ricky Clauson November 5, 2007

Surrrrre

When something is so retarded that you just say surrrrre to dismiss the comment

-I saw Michael Jackson at Burger King
-Surrrrre

by K8&Gaby March 26, 2008

Slurry muffin

An australian substitutional word for slut. Not quite as harsh.

jane: "did you hear susie's on her 5th boyfrind this month?"

stephenie: "god, what a slurry muffin."

by Nykkole August 12, 2009

Slurry Dog

1.Slut, skank, moll. Female who too frequently engages in acts of sex with people of a low calibre. 2.Woman of ill-repute. 3.Insult generally directed at females of species. 4.Prostitute. 5.Female with veneral disease. See slurry.

1.Monica Lewinsky is a slurry dog.

by John Barry November 20, 2004