Slurpie

Typically a woman who would give oral sex in exchange for cannabis/marijuana

Patricia is a slurpie

by 4ourty5ive November 17, 2019

Slurpies

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.

"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."

by Bartles June 6, 2013

slurpie

A slut, one who slurps for free.

Hey girl, you are such a slurpie. My brother just met you and you already sucked him off.

by Megan Ketcham May 17, 2006

slurpy

The act of going down on a girl while she takes a dump; akin to the blumpy, but for girls.

Spencer: "Dude are you taking a dump??"
Carmen: "Yea, it's gross too. Come give me a slurpy."
Spencer: "Okay."

by Graham W. January 2, 2009

slurpy

when you cum in your bitch, then eat that pussy out

dude last night i gave my girl a slurpy. she calls me the slurpy king.

by TOB fo eva December 8, 2004

slurpie

Shove a straw into a girls vagina and suck the straw while shes cumming.

Dude I love the taste of slurpies.

by blackman FUSE June 14, 2010

slurpie

The action where the male ejactulates on his partner and than kisses them.

I gave that trick a slurpie.

by Nathan January 28, 2005