Slurpie Indian

1) A person who has ethnic origins from the sub-continent of India (including Pakistan). The term comes from the perception that many convenience stores selling slurpie treats are owned or operated by people originally from India or Pakistan.

2) A term sometimes (humorously) used to differentiate India-origin "Indians" from Native Americans who are also referred to as "Indians".

3) Considered humorous, and/or mildly offensive.

Comment: "My friend Aron is an Indian.
Reply: "OH? Is he a Slurpie Indian or a Casino Indian?"

by yogiyin November 29, 2007

Slurpees

Herpes acquired from oral sex. Derived from herpes.

I heard he got slurpees from that loose cheerleader. Good for him.

by Fitz Fitzgerald November 19, 2007

Slurpie

The act of Fellatio performed upon a limp penis lasting for more than 5 seconds.

Dude, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up. She gave me a slurpie for a good 7 seconds or so, then I passed out. It was awesome.

by Bone-PA December 30, 2009

slurpie

The best drink from any store ev4h. It is a frozen delight, and comes in many flavas.

I went and got a 1.18 Litre slurpie for only $1.83 after the concert last night. It was the bomb-sauce!

by Will Jackson June 3, 2004

Slurpie

When eating someone out then putting in the ingredients of a slurpie into their hole then slurping it out with a straw.

Dude I had a really good pussy slurpie last night

by nalan April 4, 2015

Surprise Slurpie

When getting head tell her you won’t nut in her mouth then nut in her mouth

I gave lyzee a surprise slurpie the other night and she won’t talk to me now

by Cuzzo Zach March 20, 2021

Slumpies

Slumpy (singular) or Slumpies (plural) -

Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physically conservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.

"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."

yuppies gentrification marketing business demographics revitalization neighborhood yoga white Anglo professionals

by Simon Moya-Smith March 19, 2012