Slurpee

A frozen drink sold at 7-eleven in many different flavors. Dispensed by machines that are broken most of the time.

Would you be wanting a slurpee with that?

by PiE! March 18, 2003

Slurpee

A sweet-tasting frozen drink made by continually stirring a flavored syrop at a below-freezing temperature to create a frozen, yet fluid drink. One of God's greatest gifts to humans.
Great for cooling down in the summer, but best in the winter after hockey games.

You guys want anything from Sev?
Yeah: Slurpees!

by Julius Caesar June 12, 2003

Slurpee

A slurpee is when you pee while yelling slurs.

James:WHY ARE YOU YELLING SLURS??
Mark:im taking a slurpee!

by youremotherihavedone November 25, 2021

The slurpee

When the man is about to ejaculate, he presses his penis firmly against either of the woman's nostril. He ejaculates in to the nasal cavity. She then snorts, and swallows the cum.

So this chick almost gagged when I gave her the slurpee last night.

by Pearlfirth February 7, 2008

Slurpeed

A very cold blowjob, usually after the person eats ice cream or drinks a Slurpee

What I thought was going to be a fun and exciting night was ruined when my girlfriend slurpeed me

by Razkel August 16, 2016

Slurpee

Slurpee
(sler-pea) n.
1. A tight lipped butthole sucking.

2. Popular 7/11 frozen beverage.

V. Slurped
Adj. Slurptastic

Synonyms: slurpoo

Antonyms: fellatio

"Dude, Jen gave me the best slurpee last night."
"Did you hear how many slurpees Jen sucked out last week?"

by carcass July 19, 2014

The Slurpee

When a girl Takes a gulp of a Slurpee and holds it in 1 of 2 cheeks,and the guy will insert his dick into the girls mouth.after that she will release the slurpee from her mouth making the guys dick cold as shit.Also here's a challenge:Stick Your dick in a slurpee for as long as possible and record that time!

Guy:I got the slurpee from my gf last night and my dick is blue as hell

by DANK_WATERMELON_MEMES August 11, 2017