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Semesteritis

When you blow off studying for a final in college because winter break is only a week away. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Not studying, going to basketball games, going out on the weekend, procrastinating, or being on Facebook for hours.

Very similar to high school Senioritis, except this type of illness plays an important role in decreasing your chances of getting into Grad school, internships, jobs etc.
Person 1: How did you do on the Government final?

Person 2: I probably failed. I came down with a case of Semesteritis so I partied all weekend.
by aStudentWhoGoesToUMD December 14, 2010
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semester jester

People who pretend to be your friends during a particular school semester so they can benefit from you by copying homeworks, cheating off of you on exams, etc... After that particular semester is over they act like you do not exist unless they can benefit from you for another semester.
Bitch, I'm not letting you copy my homework because you're nothing more than a semester jester.
by Georgi Petrov July 27, 2008
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Scumster

A person that is trying to look like a scumbag for the sake of street credibility. Usually associated with the skateboarding or rollerblading subcultures. Mustaches, tight pants and punk rock music are a key indicator of a scumster.
"Look at that bunch of Scumsters with their ripped jeans and mustaches, I bet they still live with their mothers".
by fleatheroller November 30, 2010
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Slopester

A person with a grotesquely large nose, usually saggy and/or bumpy like a ski slope.
Abby was yet again rejected by another guy for the third time this week. Sighing, she states, “I’m not kidding, Anna. It’s literally because of my slopester!”
by Ornage 🍊 December 10, 2021
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Slutster

Referring to marketing techniques in which the subject needs a lot of attention from a huge audience in order to be sold.
That product went viral, it must have been a hell of a slutster project!
by TheWorm1970 February 2, 2022
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End-of-semester-itis

when you don't care anymore because break is SOOOO CLOSE YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL IT. symptoms include: failing grades, going out on weekdays, binging Netflix, avoidance of all classes.

affects professors as well.
Kevin: Professor just ended class early. Nobody cares anymore.
Rebecca: CLEARLY, she's having end-of-semester-itis.
by t-rex-3 November 29, 2017
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Slamsterdam

Where the boning, crushing, and smashing goes down (read: site of fornication). Slamsterdam is the capital of the Bederlands. Sister cities include Dickstanbul, Cockstantinople, Bangcock, New Pork, etc.
"So what happened?"
"Went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and I yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing......got in a good trip to Slamsterdam though"
"Ride or die, yo"
by LPawnShopL March 19, 2009
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