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Slowpoke

A water/psychic type Pokemon with the Pokedex no. 079. introduced in Kanto. It can evolve into Slowbro by leveling up to lvl 38, or Slowking from gen 2 on by being traded whilst holding a King's Rock. In is also an internet meme. It is commonly believed that, alongside Exeggutor, to be the best Pokemon ever.
Me: Slowpoke and Exeggutor are such great Pokemon, right guys?
Everyone: Shut up, genwunner
by Teeser May 29, 2017
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Slowpoke Rodriguez

Perhaps one of the greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. He is well known as Speedy Gonzales' cousin from the country and also as "the slowest mouse of all Mexico".

Despite only two appearances, Slowpoke Rodriguez has generated a fan following for his never ending munchies, his favorite song "Cucaracha" (about smoking Marijuana), and his ability to hide a gun in his pants despite the fact that the gun is larger.
Ted's twenty minutes late, and high? We might as well call him Slowpoke Rodriguez.
by Notorious NATE April 12, 2010
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Slowpoke Rodriguez

A very, very slow person.

Opposite Speedy Gonzalez.
Guy #1: Man, if he doesn't hurry it up we're gonna be late for the movie.

Guy #2: I know. (To Guy #3) Hurry up, Slowpoke Rodriguez!
by kmacolor October 6, 2008
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SlowPoke

Some faggot Israeli who will poke your children at night.
(the frog did not do this)
I am a SLOWPOKE!
by Lessfrog May 16, 2017
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slowpoking her cloyster

by REALdarkcrafter November 15, 2018
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