Slowkey

A word used to combine slowly and lowkey.

That’s so slowkey man!

Slowkey by Hollybrook April 15, 2021

Slowking 

The ultimate pokemon to ever exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING HINDU!!

"I choose you Slowking!"
"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here"

"I jack off to Slowking porn."

Slowking by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

slowie 

1.) To leap on top of a human being in the sitting position and rub one's testicles slowly across the scalp while simultaneously and repeatedly screaming "SLOOOOOOOWEEEEEE" in an extremely high pitched voice.

2.) The opposite of a quickie

DAMMIT!!! One time at camp that kid jumped on top of me and gave me a slowie!!

slowie by IEatBadgers July 26, 2006

slowbie 

Put simply, a slow person/thing/The Cheat. Used in the same way as newbie. Often used in regards to someone who takes too long to paint a mural on a fence, esp. in Strong Badia.

"...and hopefully by then, The Cheat will have finally succeeded in finishing that mural I asked him to paint on the fence. Like a YEAR ago. Slowbie."

slowbie by Me, who else?! September 26, 2003

slowie 

a person who is slow, a blond, someone who never gets a joke or any thing for that matter, unless explained numerous amouts of times.

smart person: knock knock
slowie: umm whos there?
smart: whyyoucryin
slowie: whyyoucryin who?
smart: no really why you cryin?
slowie: uhhhh i dont get it
smart: uggg slowie!

slowie by Erin silva July 26, 2006

slowbie 

A really slow player who spends way too long looking for his ball in the woods when everybody knows it's lost but noooo slowbie thinks he'll find it and he's gonna keep looking until he does.

Les, you are slow as shit.

slowbie by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Slookie 

The description of extreme penetration. The sound of the perfect stroke.

"Man, that chick could get it like "slookie!"
I was deep that a$$ like, Slookie!!

Slookie by Big N Blak July 25, 2011