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Slonk

Verb / Antonym for Slink - reffering specifically to cats.

a. When a Chonky (fat) cat attempts to be sneaky or slink around the house or inside of objects. Due to thier rotund and/or chonkyness, they are unable to slink and therefore can only Slonk.

see also:

Chonky, chungus, slink
Higgins is a chonky orange cat, he tries to be a stealthy boy, but he is instead: a rotund fat fuck chungus who slonks down the stairs and cries at his empty food dish at all hours of the day.

a: "what is that dreadful noise?!"
b: "its just my cat, he's stuck in the stair railings agiain because hes fat"
a: "yeah he doesn't slink, he slonks"
by TheOrangeChungus February 15, 2024
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Slonk

To Swallow Greedily
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"After a long day of hiking, Mike slonked down the entire bottle of water before anyone else could take a sip."
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Slonk

to swallow greedily; devour
I need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style...
by ExpiredPoison June 3, 2025
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Slonk her shit stupid style

If her vibe is a certain way then you proceed with violence
If her vibes like this slonk her shit stupid style
by Gluegun21 May 29, 2022
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Butt Slinky

The aftermath of a brutal pounding from behind causing the butthole to prolapse like a slinky
After smashing Courtney I pulled out her butt slinky
by Ricky booby#1 April 15, 2020
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sklonklish

Crummy, cruddy, crappy, or otherwise not very good.

This made-up term, intended as a spoof of teenage slang of the day, was first used the the 1947 RKO motion picture, "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer" starring Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, and Shirley Temple. In the opening scene, when a maid wakes teenager Susan Turner, played by Temple, she protests being woken, saying "But, Bessie, I feel absolutely sklonklish." Moments later, when Bessie relates the conversation to Susan's older sister, Judge Margaret Turner, played by Loy, the sister says, "Next time she tells you she feels sklonklish, you tell her not to be a clunk."
The cold autumn rain had Jimmy feeling sklonklish, but once he got to Susie's house the hot apple cider and pleasant company quickly cheered him up.
by cmadler September 26, 2010
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Slankey

A unique 10% discount word, most commonly used in Liverpool kebab houses.
Do us a slankey will ye kidda. You wot mate? Giz a slankey on that donner kebab lad. Ah right yez mate.
by Slankey lad October 15, 2016
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