slonked out

a very loose vagina

penny's pussy was so slonked out i couldnt touch the sides the
dirty whore

by bozwob March 29, 2008

Shit Slonked Silly Style

When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.

Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.

She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.

by The silly Slonker June 1, 2023

Slonk her shit stupid style

If her vibe is a certain way then you proceed with violence

If her vibes like this slonk her shit stupid style

by Gluegun21 May 29, 2022

Slonked

Drunk to the point where you are on the ground in a tired phase of spinnyness.

Me: Damn bro you were wayyy out of it last night
You: Yeah my dude you were slonked lmao.

by Sam5927 September 7, 2017

Slonk

To violently hit something

When I fell over I completely slonked my head on the ground

by AverageSizedEgg February 3, 2024

slonk

to swallow greedily

per the oxford english dictionary in a tweet from 2013

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

by theudefinerr April 27, 2023

slonks

Clothes that you wear when relaxing (not pjs or clothes you normally wear out)
Comes from slonking
Clothes inlude joggers or relatively loose fitting, comfy clothing

"I've got my slonks on"
"Gonna go put some slonky gear on"

by bubblemint December 26, 2022