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slobknocking

The act of spitting or drooling on someones penis, excessively during oral sex. Slobknocking is usually looked upon as something that needs to be done before sexual intercourse so the penis is lubricated enough to go in.

Or could also refer to the act of kissing with extreme amounts of saliva entering the other persons mouth or going on the other persons face.
Dude, Sally is fucking pro at slobknocking.

How, man?

She made my penis so slippery we couldn't get the condom on.
by vaaaaalllerie July 16, 2010
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Sockpocket

An array of pockets sewn into a sock

A handy food garment. Like a normal sock, but with pockets built in.
Jeremy kept his nail scissors safe in his sockpocket.

Mandy keeps bubble gum in her middle sockpocket.

My sockpocket saves me carrying my make up in my hand bag when at the roller disco said Jennifer to Britney.
by Eioairdrie October 11, 2018
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Spacklock

The imaginary device a Spackman uses to devine time.

No real effort is ever made to ensure its accuracy, yet it's fabricated output is considered to be as reliable as actual Big Ben by the lesser spotted Spackman}

Similar to a Caribbean Clock.
Luke: Why has James gone home? It's five minutes to five!
Rupert: He's using his Spacklock again.

Luke: James, what time is it?
James: Morning.
by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009
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shockalockadingdong

when you have absolutly no clue about anything
if you have amnesia, you have a case of shockalockadingdong
by jimmy jang jack jong February 14, 2005
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slockfock

My mate is such a slockfock sometimes
by BJ1998 November 27, 2017
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sockcock

ones cock with in a sock to masturbate...
some guy-"dood use a tissue!!!"

other dood-"hell no t3h s0ck > j00!"
by Anthony Askew October 16, 2004
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Shockcocker

Fingering a girl with one fist in the butt and one fist in tha vagina and making her scream.
i gave my girl the shockcocker last night and boy did she scream
by Rollie York August 21, 2006
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