Slimp

Adj: A universal word meaning friend,enemy. Meaning tired, happy, sad, lazy.

Friend to friend: yo what up slimp? "Not much man just chillin"

'Had a tiring day at work' - "Man I'm slimped out"

'Hate a lazy worker' - "Man that dude is a slimp worker"

by Penimeclarfin April 26, 2019

Slimhand

Stealing something quickly, quietly, and smoothly. Using a figurative "slim" or quick, nimble act of dexterity to score something you want, often illegitimately.

"Damn, I just watched that kid slimhand a copy of God of War III off the store shelf right there."

by Randy McScrubScrub April 20, 2010

Slimpin

To do absolutely nothing

My brother-in-law doesn't have a job...he just sits around slimpin all day long!

by Puppy20 December 21, 2010

simphisticated

being simple but yet sophisticated

i like this girl, she's very simphisticated

by sillymonkey92 August 22, 2011

sliphole

A big vagina. One you could slip and fall into

That chick has a sliphole

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

simphilis

When the simping spreads from one dude to another over the same girl

Did you see all those dudes simping for that e-girl
Yeah they all have simphilis

by DisgruntledDocs November 21, 2020

Slimper

A greasy hunched over goblin looking person

Blaise is such a slimper

by rat earl December 21, 2021