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sleeping bag

The act of placing one's scrotum on the forehead or face of a passed-out/sleeping party go-er; often for photographic purposes. Very similar to a teabag but much safer (if you fear a teabag victim might bite).
My buddy passed out after only six beers so we all gave him a sleeping bag.
by matt68000 June 22, 2004
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Sleeping Bag

The 'Sleeping Bag' is a refined dancing skill which requires rapid movement from left to right with both feet together. The movement itself is mastered from many generations and can be defined between the width and speed of the designated movement. Any mastery of this skill is usually familiarised with a lot of female activity due to the elitist value the move posesses
by Dean February 12, 2005
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sleeping bag

The act of a bartender when dealing with indecisive patrons where he places his right foot on a rail so his balls are directly in line with the patrons face. Often joined with swaying back and forth by the bartender.
The customers wouldn't decide on a drink so the bartender gave them the sleeping bag.
by gratefulbed November 1, 2006
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sleeping bag

cool, awesome, funny, epic, lit, used to add snarky emphasis
OKAYYY THAT NEW EPISODE OF GREYS ANATOMY WAS SLEEPING BAG ASFFF!!!!
by dohze November 10, 2020
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Sleeping-bag

At the end of masturbating instead of ejaculating after orgasm into things such as a tissue, stray shirt, floor or stomach you stretch ones foreskin out and ejaculate into the foreskin like a sleeping bag then walk it to the toilet for drop dump.
I did a sleeping-bag last night it's convenient
by J busy October 26, 2014
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Sleeping Bag Syndrome

An extreme fetish or sick mental twist that affects certain people. When these people affected see an ugly person, someone so ugly that NO ONE would have sex with them even under extreme intoxication, they begin to fantasize what measures would need to be taken in order to lay the unfortunate looking person. The most extreme situation (where the syndrome got its name) is when the person would only be able to lay them by sticking the person into a sleeping bag entirely, zipping it up over thier body, and cutting a hole where thier crotch is, humping and having sex with the live person inside of the bag.
1) "There is no way in hell I would do old lady!", G-Man proclaimed."That is...unless...I apply my sleeping bag syndrome."
2) The man infected with sleeping bag syndrome jammed the ugly midget into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and humped it while simotaneously throwing up in disgust.
by Ashley the Amazing July 17, 2006
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sleeping bag pussy

When a pussy has been fucked and stretched out so much that after she is done, and you happen to be the last guy of possibly hundreds getting some of that, you crawl up inside of it and then go to sleep. That way you sleep all night and stay warm wrapped up in her droopy ass beef curtains. In extreme cases, one will be able to pitch a 2-3 man tent inside the pussy.
Our county fair only has one ride, and her name is Sally. This year I was the last one in line, and when I was done she let me hang out and sleep in her sleeping bag pussy. I never slept better, and never got cold all night, even with all the puddles of spooge surrounding me.
by Mike -Hunt January 16, 2008
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