Sleepywood

1) On the online game Maple Story, it is a town in the center of Victoria Island, the island that you land on directly after leaving Maple Island. A strong monster called a "Jr. Balrog" is waiting all the way in the heart of Sleepywood.

2) A slang term for the medical disorder commonly referred to as "erectile dysfunction." Put simply, a man who can't get it up has sleepywood.

1)
Pro: I killed seventeen Jr. Balrogs in the past two days here at Sleepywood.
Noob: Screen shot or it never happened!

2)
Mike: Man, Julie won't sleep with me anymore.
Leo: Why not?
Mike: Ever since I got that enema at the proctologist's office I've had sleepywood.
Leo: Enema? Sounds fun!

by Ghostly March 10, 2008

Sleepalou

A very rare type of Russian Pokémon. Abilities include alcoholism and falling asleep anywhere. It can usually be found sleeping in parking lots

The sleepalou snores loudly after a long day of drinking

by anonymous May 26, 2022

Sleepalou

A rare type of Russian Pokemon, it's special abilities include alcoholism and narcolepsy. Sleepalou is commonly found past out in a parking lot.

I found a Sleepalou snoring in the grass among many empty beer cans

by hangryhippo May 26, 2022

Sleepfrog

The act of having sex with a chain of lower-rung people to get to the person you actually wanted to sleep with.

"She had to sleepfrog through the drummer and base player to get to the singer."

by Anne M. January 18, 2007

sleepbooking

The act of Facebooking while sleeping, similar to sleepwalking.

Dude i'm pretty sure I was sleepbooking last night, i liked your status at 4:30 a.m.

by getnrealnwv May 13, 2010

Sleepbooking

to Facebook instead of sleep even though your eyes are heavy and you will most likely fall asleep with your phone on your chest with the Facebook app open.

L:Why are you posting on fb rather than taking that nap you told me you were taking?
T:I'm sleepbooking

by Misstracid September 5, 2015

Sleepboobing

A term used by breastfeeding moms to describe their baby. The baby is latched onto the boob, but is sound asleep and only using it for comfort, which is highly annoying to mom.

She's totally done feeding, this is just sleepboobing!

by Holly Stephens January 28, 2009