Slayistan (a.k.a. that land of pink), the amazing country off the coast of Chile. everything is hot pink themed. 💖💓🎀👛
national flower-hydrangea 🌺
capital city- city of barb 💕
national dish- empanadas 🥟
god- Slayista🙏
national animal- Trish like fish 🐠
the queen is Nicki Minaj and the prime minister is Doja Cat!!! Lead general is Trisha and head of people affairs is Lady Cupcake.
some stats: <56% of the population follows the religion of Slayism.
40% is Slayistani, 20% is Flop, 10% another Flop country, 30% is other.
country of Slayistan was formed in 1456CE
currently 600.2 thousand soldiers
only country that still worships Slayista
population is 146.9 million
46th largest country in the world
citizens have to join Slayistani military for at least 6mo. once you reach the age 20
most of the population speaks Slayaneise.
Visit this amazing beautiful country someday!!!! (ps. you should wear pink when you visit!!!!)
national flower-hydrangea 🌺
capital city- city of barb 💕
national dish- empanadas 🥟
god- Slayista🙏
national animal- Trish like fish 🐠
the queen is Nicki Minaj and the prime minister is Doja Cat!!! Lead general is Trisha and head of people affairs is Lady Cupcake.
some stats: <56% of the population follows the religion of Slayism.
40% is Slayistani, 20% is Flop, 10% another Flop country, 30% is other.
country of Slayistan was formed in 1456CE
currently 600.2 thousand soldiers
only country that still worships Slayista
population is 146.9 million
46th largest country in the world
citizens have to join Slayistani military for at least 6mo. once you reach the age 20
most of the population speaks Slayaneise.
Visit this amazing beautiful country someday!!!! (ps. you should wear pink when you visit!!!!)
guy: “hey dude have you heard of that land of pink?”
girl: “ohh yesssss, you mean Slayistan!! i would love to go there someday, i hear it’s beautiful!”
guy: “bring meeeee”
girl: “ohh yesssss, you mean Slayistan!! i would love to go there someday, i hear it’s beautiful!”
guy: “bring meeeee”
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by Jayzig August 23, 2007
Get the Slasian mug.A sleepy Asian. They don't do homework during the day, so they stay up late doing homework and play video games into the wee hours of the night. Therefore, the next morning, or day altogether, they are very sleepy, falling asleep during assemblies, before important meetings, during important meetings, after important meetings, while thinking about important meetings, or in any dark quiet corner. (Can be spelled 'slasian', 'slaysian', and can be shortened to 'SLAY' or 'SLAIIIYY' depending on accent, severity of sleepiness, and differences in delivery.)
Teacher: God dammit Satto, did you fall asleep in the student center again - is that why you're late to class???!!
Me: SHan, you;re a fucking slaysian!!
Loxley: Chu loves to sleep in my dirty laundry bag. WHAT A SLASIAN!
Me: SHan, you;re a fucking slaysian!!
Loxley: Chu loves to sleep in my dirty laundry bag. WHAT A SLASIAN!
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Get the slasian mug.A sleepy Asian. They don't do homework during the day, so they stay up late doing homework and play video games into the wee hours of the night. Therefore, the next morning, or day altogether, they are very sleepy, falling asleep during assemblies, before important meetings, during important meetings, after important meetings, while thinking about important meetings, or in any dark quiet corner. (Can be spelled 'slasian', 'slaysian', and can be shortened to 'SLAY' or 'SLAIIIYY' depending on accent, severity of sleepiness, and differences in delivery.)
Teacher: God dammit Satto, did you fall asleep in the student center again - is that why you're late to class???!!
Me: SHan, you;re a fucking slaysian!!
Loxley: Chu loves to sleep in my dirty laundry bag. WHAT A SLASIAN!
Me: SHan, you;re a fucking slaysian!!
Loxley: Chu loves to sleep in my dirty laundry bag. WHAT A SLASIAN!
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