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A girl who claims to be a lesbian or a bisexual, but in reality, she's only with guys.
Lisa said she wanted to sleep with Mary, but look, there she is humping Steven. She's such a saysbian.
saysbian by Escola December 9, 2008
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going super sayian 

1) a refernce to dragon ball Z in which a person implies that they are about to tear up shit or enter the state of the superhuman
He was really pissing me off so i started going super sayian on his ass and crippled him
going super sayian by Rush sigmachase December 12, 2010

slaysian 

A person who is somewhat Asian and they slay anyone and everyone. They are very smooth and graceful. Slaysians tend to be very attractive and socially accepted.
No wonder she got asked to the dance; she is a Slaysian.
slaysian by The Original Slaysian November 24, 2016

Saysainik 

Say + Sainik (Hindi word for Soldier)

is a morbidly obese + sex and sleep deprived individual who happens to be a fanboy of a massively cringe Indian youtuber called Saiman Says
Saysainiks are completely devoid of socializing with people and spend most of their day scrolling through the Subreddit of Saiman says and his YouTube channel. The recorded IQ of the most intelligent Saysainik was just 60. Saysainiks are just a bunch of self-proclaimed danklords from the Indian community and credit themselves for bringing the concept of Dank to Indian social media. Although Saysainiks suffer from the phobia of eating vegetables they still chant this war cry of theirs "Bhendi ! Bhendi !" which translates to "Okra ! Okra !"
Retarded Individual 1: Hello good sir, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Saiman Says?

Sane Individual 2: No !
Retarded Individual 1: Please sir I insist. Saiman says is the only way to be free from the constraints of bland internet humor. Turn to Saiman Says and repent or else you'd be doomed forever to watch cringe your entire life. Apply for the position of Saysainik now and save yourself.

Sane Individual 2: Man shut yo goofy ass up and take a bath or something.
Saysainik by UngusThePungus July 4, 2022

Super sayian simp 

A super sayian simp is a man wich is in his 50’s and is Stalking and Simping a girl who is under the age of 24. The man tries to impress and buy expensive things for the main target ( the girl ) and waits everyday looking at snap map, stalking the poor female target and waits for her to get out of the house and starts following her around. When he finds her he asks her if she wants to go shopping and buys her Louie Vutton, Gucci, Prada and Chanel, after the shopping if she says “Thanks Bro” then the Simps dick disappears and his balls and he becomes The Super Sayian Simp, never being able to get a girl or have sex.....
Dad, he’s been following me and buying super expensive things for me but I don’t like him, I think he’s a Super Sayian Simp...

Super Sayian Todd 

When you have acheive a high level of awesomeness once achieved you could or can 1.Stab a bitch 2.Shoot your best friend 3.Pull off a otherwise gay haircut. Can Kill you in 2 seconds but is to lazy so forces you to kill yourself while he watches family guy.
Todd: Dont make me do it
Richard: ILL KILL YOU
Adam: Giggle 50
Todd: AAAHHHHHHHHH
Super Sayian Todd: wow im bored lets go watch family guy
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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