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A girl who claims to be a lesbian or a bisexual, but in reality, she's only with guys.
Lisa said she wanted to sleep with Mary, but look, there she is humping Steven. She's such a saysbian.
saysbian by Escola December 9, 2008
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going super sayian 

1) a refernce to dragon ball Z in which a person implies that they are about to tear up shit or enter the state of the superhuman
He was really pissing me off so i started going super sayian on his ass and crippled him

slaysian 

A person who is somewhat Asian and they slay anyone and everyone. They are very smooth and graceful. Slaysians tend to be very attractive and socially accepted.
No wonder she got asked to the dance; she is a Slaysian.
slaysian by The Original Slaysian November 24, 2016

Saysainik 

Say + Sainik (Hindi word for Soldier)

is a morbidly obese + sex and sleep deprived individual who happens to be a fanboy of a massively cringe Indian youtuber called Saiman Says
Saysainiks are completely devoid of socializing with people and spend most of their day scrolling through the Subreddit of Saiman says and his YouTube channel. The recorded IQ of the most intelligent Saysainik was just 60. Saysainiks are just a bunch of self-proclaimed danklords from the Indian community and credit themselves for bringing the concept of Dank to Indian social media. Although Saysainiks suffer from the phobia of eating vegetables they still chant this war cry of theirs "Bhendi ! Bhendi !" which translates to "Okra ! Okra !"
Retarded Individual 1: Hello good sir, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Saiman Says?

Sane Individual 2: No !
Retarded Individual 1: Please sir I insist. Saiman says is the only way to be free from the constraints of bland internet humor. Turn to Saiman Says and repent or else you'd be doomed forever to watch cringe your entire life. Apply for the position of Saysainik now and save yourself.

Sane Individual 2: Man shut yo goofy ass up and take a bath or something.
Saysainik by UngusThePungus July 4, 2022

Super sayian simp 

A super sayian simp is a man wich is in his 50’s and is Stalking and Simping a girl who is under the age of 24. The man tries to impress and buy expensive things for the main target ( the girl ) and waits everyday looking at snap map, stalking the poor female target and waits for her to get out of the house and starts following her around. When he finds her he asks her if she wants to go shopping and buys her Louie Vutton, Gucci, Prada and Chanel, after the shopping if she says “Thanks Bro” then the Simps dick disappears and his balls and he becomes The Super Sayian Simp, never being able to get a girl or have sex.....
Dad, he’s been following me and buying super expensive things for me but I don’t like him, I think he’s a Super Sayian Simp...

Super Sayian Todd 

When you have acheive a high level of awesomeness once achieved you could or can 1.Stab a bitch 2.Shoot your best friend 3.Pull off a otherwise gay haircut. Can Kill you in 2 seconds but is to lazy so forces you to kill yourself while he watches family guy.
Todd: Dont make me do it
Richard: ILL KILL YOU
Adam: Giggle 50
Todd: AAAHHHHHHHHH
Super Sayian Todd: wow im bored lets go watch family guy