The equivalent to the "Sassy Gay Friend" the sassbian is a sassy lesbian. She tends to speak in short, snarky sentences. She doesn't fit into the other standard lesbian categories, such as the sporty lesbian, the butch lesbian, the lipstick lesbian, etc.
"Sassy can't be diminished to a sentence. It's a way of being," said the sassbian.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)