slavic meatballs

When you or a woman take a shit on your floor than you cover your testicles in it and you have the woman lick the shit off your balls

"Hey chad I heard you and Stacy got together" "yeah frank I gave her some Slavic meatballs"

by Green beta frog October 4, 2016

Slavic Sex

It's like regular sex, but your fucking to hardbass while wearing an Adidas Jacket.

Бфяis- Hey babe, how 'bout we reestablish communism and also have some Slavic Sex

Иатаliа- Sure, I'm so ready (is dripping wet)

*5 minutes later*

H A R D B A S S I N T E N S E I F I E S

Бфяis- Мы должны восстановить социалистическую утопию для простого рабочего!

Иатаliа- Да, папа, верните коммунизм своей прежней славе!

fin

by Charlie Marcolini May 5, 2018

Slavic Gamer

A Slav gamer (or Slavic gamer) is a species recently discovered during the Great Furry War, located in the east regains of Tic Tok. When the Great Furry War broke out, seeing that the small rebellion wasn't enough, gamers held out a helping hand in their time of need and became a known hero of the war. Soon there was an alliance made with the Slavic's of Tic Tok, thus the Slav gamers were born. You can identify a Slavic gamer by looking at the way they dress, they usually cover their faces with sunglasses, a beanie, and a strip of cloth covering their mouth and nose, almost like a bandit. Like gamers, their main chosen weapon would be a Nerf gun. You can detect a Slavic gamer in almost any part of its natural habit of Tic Tok but are very rarely found on trending or the for you page. If you happen to find one there, it is a very rare and meaningful sighting.

Slavic Gamer: (slah-vick- game-er)

A species which is mixed of a Slavic and a gamer.

used in a sentance:

Hes a Slavic gamer, you know.

by Justacommunist April 10, 2019

Slavic Power Party

An social occasion in which two or more persons of various distant Slavic descent meet and consume small or large quantites of alcohol and\or marijuana and then proceed to communicate in different linguistically distant Slavic languages with only partial understanding between them.

Slavic Power Party example:

Polish: " Nie rozumiem o czym ty mówisz"

Croatian:" Ne razumiješ o čemu ja pričam?"

Polish: " Czaję, że mnie nie rozumiesz ale czy ty czaisz , że ja nie rozumiem ciebie?"

Croatian: " Ja razumijem da ti mene ne razumiješ ali ni ja ne razumijem tebe, razumiješ?"

Polish: " Rozumiem !"

Croatian: "Da?"

Polish: "Da!"

by Vlad the Tzar January 10, 2016

Slavic Line Dancing

A large group of people extremely drunk off of Vodka, attempting to either dance or move together in some semblance of organization. Usually it's a lot of stumbling, tripping and incoherent movements of people who should be sitting down.

"Look out, that bachelorette party is about to be Slavic Line Dancing, we better get out of here"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Slavic Apple

The act of sucking on a ballsack until it turns red.

She gave me a Slavic apple.

by kd_whoever October 5, 2025

slavic aspergers

A disease common among men of Slavic or Cyrillic native dialect in a western speaking atmosphere that can cause a difference of mindset from western generalized perception of the Eastern Europeans. Genuinely leads to minor cases of bad posture, strange tangents and difficulty with sentences and 4th dimensional concepts.

That kid tapping on the beer keg? Wide ass nigga of a case of Slavic Aspergers -Anyone about to see some dumb shit

by Avid-Whooper-Fucker September 25, 2020