Slathered

A state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.

I had three and a half Sheppy's Dabinett cidré last night. I was so slathered I could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig's.

by Blatant_Aardvark November 19, 2009

Slathered

The drunkest and only way to eat chicken and waffles

Nigha I was so slathered last night I ate 27 plates of chicken and waffles.

by Slathereddrunj May 31, 2014

slattershit

A shit that feels constipated but with enough pressure ends up being an explosion that can get pretty messy.

Friend: you don't look so good?
Me: yeah ngl just been the loo didn't end well
Friend: slattershit?
Me: you got it

by chigtourvine May 24, 2017

slathering

A collection or gathering of prototypical thirsty sluts, hoes, whores, thots, and sausage hungry wenches.

By the old gods and the new, there is a dangerous slathering coalescing inside this club.

by hjking July 12, 2014

Slathered

The act of pwning someone to where their pride is severely dammaged

The stupid kid tried to tel me how to snipe, so i slathered him

by Clouded_Cheeto August 20, 2007

slather blausen

A German chef that hurls a bucket of batter in your face when you open the door, and strumbles back from his lack of balance.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

slatersexual

retarded

"i'm slatersexual"
"oh, you mean stupid?"

by more amazing than you October 9, 2017